{"id":1411,"date":"2016-07-18T11:28:43","date_gmt":"2016-07-18T14:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/?p=1411"},"modified":"2016-07-18T11:28:43","modified_gmt":"2016-07-18T14:28:43","slug":"vai-que-cola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/vai-que-cola\/","title":{"rendered":"Vai que cola!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">An\u00fancio na porta do shopping<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">Empresto meu nome para pedir dinheiro emprestado<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;color: #800080\"><span style=\"font-size: small\"><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">Elei\u00e7\u00f5es no Congresso<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma;color: #800080\"><span style=\"font-size: small\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">Carreta Furac\u00e3o para Mesa Diretora da C\u00e2mara!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">Frase da semana do meu amigo fil\u00f3sofo Mosquito<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">&#8220;<span style=\"font-size: x-large\">P<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #0000ff\">ok\u00e9mon de b\u00eabado n\u00e3o tem dono&#8221; <\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000\"><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">Perguntar n\u00e3o ofende<\/span><\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: #800000\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">Com quantos sacos de feij\u00e3o se compra um Neymar?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">Novo bord\u00e3o de espanto<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">\u201cPelas l\u00e1grimas do Eduardo Cunha!!!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An\u00fancio na porta do shopping Empresto meu nome para pedir dinheiro emprestado Elei\u00e7\u00f5es no Congresso Carreta Furac\u00e3o para Mesa Diretora da C\u00e2mara! Frase da semana do meu amigo fil\u00f3sofo Mosquito &#8220;Pok\u00e9mon de b\u00eabado n\u00e3o tem dono&#8221; Perguntar n\u00e3o ofendeCom quantos sacos de feij\u00e3o se compra um Neymar? Novo bord\u00e3o de espanto \u201cPelas l\u00e1grimas do Eduardo Cunha!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1412,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1411\/revisions\/1412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}