{"id":1466,"date":"2016-07-26T16:23:50","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T19:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2016-07-26T16:23:50","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T19:23:50","slug":"fala-ze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/fala-ze\/","title":{"rendered":"Fala, Z\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial;font-size: x-large\">Di\u00e1logo do s\u00e9culo 19<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;color: #ff0000\">\u2014 <span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Voc\u00ea \u00e9<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: Arial\">questionador<\/span> <span style=\"font-family: Arial\">assim por qu\u00ea?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;color: #ff0000\">\u2014 <span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Por causa da minha professora do prim\u00e1rio.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;color: #ff0000\">\u2014 <span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Ela te doutrinou?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;color: #ff0000\">\u2014 <span style=\"font-family: Arial\">N\u00e3o, me ensinou a ler.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;font-size: x-large;color: #3366ff\"><b>Tempos estranhos<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;color: #3366ff\">\u2014 <span style=\"font-family: Arial\">O que voc\u00ea estava fazendo num banco su\u00ed\u00e7o, Cunha?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;color: #3366ff\">\u2014 <span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Estava ca\u00e7ando pok\u00e9mon.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366\"><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Frases da semana do meu amigo<\/span> <span style=\"font-family: Arial\">et\u00edlico Mosquito<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;font-size: x-large;color: #993366\">&#8220;Ok! depois de aprender a acender os far\u00f3is, agora \u00e9 a vez das setas?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;color: #993366\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">&#8220;Quando bebo, chamo o &#8216;Samuber'&#8221;<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: Arial\">(kkkkk)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;color: #993366\">\u201cEstou igual a banana prata, n\u00e3o fa\u00e7o mal a ningu\u00e9m\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8211;o-o-o-o-o-o-o&#8211;o-o-o-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;font-size: x-large\"><b>S\u00f3 mifu (a s\u00e9rie)<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;font-size: x-large\">O cara da Fiesp deve R$ 6,9 bi e eu que vou pra d\u00edvida ativa?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Di\u00e1logo do s\u00e9culo 19 \u2014 Voc\u00ea \u00e9\u00a0questionador assim por qu\u00ea? \u2014 Por causa da minha professora do prim\u00e1rio. \u2014 Ela te doutrinou? \u2014 N\u00e3o, me ensinou a ler. -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Tempos estranhos \u2014 O que voc\u00ea estava fazendo num banco su\u00ed\u00e7o, Cunha? \u2014 Estava ca\u00e7ando pok\u00e9mon. -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Frases da semana do meu amigo et\u00edlico Mosquito &#8220;Ok! depois de aprender a acender [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1466"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1467,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions\/1467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}