{"id":2334,"date":"2018-02-19T15:56:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-19T18:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/?p=2334"},"modified":"2018-02-19T15:59:37","modified_gmt":"2018-02-19T18:59:37","slug":"2334-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/2334-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Vai falando!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><b>Extra! Extra! Tem arrast\u00e3o o ano todo no Congresso Nacional, segurem os bolsos!<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/02\/AGUA2.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2335\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2335\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/02\/AGUA2-300x158.jpg\" alt=\"AGUA2\" width=\"300\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/02\/AGUA2-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/02\/AGUA2-230x121.jpg 230w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/02\/AGUA2.jpg 310w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366\"><b>Frases da semana cheia de boldo do meu amigo Mosquito<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201cN\u00e3o sei o que \u00e9 pior: <i>A forma da \u00e1gua<\/i> ou a crise h\u00eddrica\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAndo mais perdido que chave na bolsa da minha mulher\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSe ressaca viesse antes, eu nem bebia\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Na quaresma n\u00e3o vou atender as liga\u00e7\u00f5es da minha gerente&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000\">\u201cQue mundo \u00e9 esse, onde as baratas voam e os morcegos falam\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366\"><b>Enquanto isso, na Esplanada<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Temer vai fazer uma reforma ministerial, tipo leve tr\u00eas, pague um<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366\"><b>M\u00fasica p\u00f3s-folia<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201cQue tiro foi esse, no meu extrato banc\u00e1rio?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Extra! Extra! Tem arrast\u00e3o o ano todo no Congresso Nacional, segurem os bolsos! Frases da semana cheia de boldo do meu amigo Mosquito \u201cN\u00e3o sei o que \u00e9 pior: A forma da \u00e1gua ou a crise h\u00eddrica\u201d \u201cAndo mais perdido que chave na bolsa da minha mulher\u201d \u201cSe ressaca viesse antes, eu nem bebia\u201d &#8220;Na quaresma n\u00e3o vou atender as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2334"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2338,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions\/2338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}