{"id":2343,"date":"2018-02-26T14:15:53","date_gmt":"2018-02-26T17:15:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/?p=2343"},"modified":"2018-02-26T14:15:53","modified_gmt":"2018-02-26T17:15:53","slug":"fala-ze-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/fala-ze-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Fala, Z\u00e9!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/02\/curling.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2344\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-2344\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/02\/curling.jpg\" alt=\"curling\" width=\"458\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/02\/curling.jpg 275w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/02\/curling-230x153.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2>\u00a0<b>Frases brechtnianas do meu amigo Mosquito<\/b><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cCom esse time, o Botafogo n\u00e3o ganha nem torneio de curling\u201d (<i>avante, Glorioso<\/i>)!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSerei candidato a distrital. O mote da campanha: &#8216;Cacha\u00e7a, pra quem \u00e9 de cacha\u00e7a! Engov, pra quem \u00e9 de engov&#8217;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMais desvalorizado que nota de R$ 50\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNem tudo est\u00e1 perdido para Cristiane Brasil, <i>A Fazenda <\/i>ainda n\u00e3o estreou\u201d (<i>Posso dar uma declara\u00e7\u00e3o, doutora<\/i>)<\/p>\n<h2><b>Rumo ao Oscar<\/b><\/h2>\n<p>Didi vai estrelar o filme <i>Os Trapalh\u00f5es no Minist\u00e9rio do Trabalho <\/i>(\u00f4 psiti)<\/p>\n<h2><b>Perguntar n\u00e3o ofende<\/b><\/h2>\n<p>N\u00e3o tem como voc\u00eas pagarem meu cart\u00e3o de cr\u00e9dito com parte dos R$ 2,5 bilh\u00f5es do Fundo Partid\u00e1rio?<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"western\">\u00a0<b>S\u00f3 mifu (a s\u00e9rie)<\/b><\/h2>\n<p>Por favor, n\u00e3o fale a palavra \u201cboleto\u201d na minha frente<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Frases brechtnianas do meu amigo Mosquito \u201cCom esse time, o Botafogo n\u00e3o ganha nem torneio de curling\u201d (avante, Glorioso)! \u201cSerei candidato a distrital. O mote da campanha: &#8216;Cacha\u00e7a, pra quem \u00e9 de cacha\u00e7a! Engov, pra quem \u00e9 de engov&#8217;\u201d \u201cMais desvalorizado que nota de R$ 50\u201d \u201cNem tudo est\u00e1 perdido para Cristiane Brasil, A Fazenda ainda n\u00e3o estreou\u201d (Posso dar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2343"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2345,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions\/2345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}