{"id":2364,"date":"2018-03-06T12:46:33","date_gmt":"2018-03-06T15:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/?p=2364"},"modified":"2018-03-06T12:46:33","modified_gmt":"2018-03-06T15:46:33","slug":"2364-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/2364-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/chuc.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2365\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2365\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/chuc.jpg\" alt=\"chuc\" width=\"259\" height=\"194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/chuc.jpg 259w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/chuc-230x172.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" \/><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><b>Extra! Extra! Chuck Norris ser\u00e1 secret\u00e1rio de Seguran\u00e7a no Rio<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><b>Frases do meu amigo inoxid\u00e1vel Mosquito<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<h2>\u201cGoverno vai culpar a crise h\u00eddrica por acabar com a Lava-Jato\u201d<\/h2>\n<h2>\u201cJuiz avisa que n\u00e3o vai apitar a Copa se tirarem o aux\u00edlio-moradia\u201d<\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><b>Perguntar n\u00e3o ofende<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<h2>O Brasil est\u00e1 crescendo ou inchando?<\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><b>Conversa no cinema<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<h2>\u201cSe as elei\u00e7\u00f5es fossem hoje, votaria no Pantera Negra\u201d<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/pantera.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2366\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2366\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/pantera-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"pantera\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/pantera-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/pantera-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/pantera-230x173.jpg 230w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/pantera.jpg 460w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><b>Di\u00e1logo (Insano) que rola na internet<\/b><\/h2>\n<h2>\u2014 Como fazer para melhorar o ensino p\u00fablico?<\/h2>\n<h2>\u2014 Dar armas para os professores e alunos.<\/h2>\n<h2>\u2014 Como fazer para melhorar a sa\u00fade?<\/h2>\n<h2>\u2014 Dar armas para m\u00e9dicos e pacientes.<\/h2>\n<h2>\u2014 Como fazer para cuidar dos idosos?<\/h2>\n<h2>\u2014 Dar mais armas para os idosos.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Extra! Extra! Chuck Norris ser\u00e1 secret\u00e1rio de Seguran\u00e7a no Rio Frases do meu amigo inoxid\u00e1vel Mosquito \u201cGoverno vai culpar a crise h\u00eddrica por acabar com a Lava-Jato\u201d \u201cJuiz avisa que n\u00e3o vai apitar a Copa se tirarem o aux\u00edlio-moradia\u201d Perguntar n\u00e3o ofende O Brasil est\u00e1 crescendo ou inchando? Conversa no cinema \u201cSe as elei\u00e7\u00f5es fossem hoje, votaria no Pantera Negra\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2364"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2368,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364\/revisions\/2368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}