{"id":2387,"date":"2018-03-19T12:46:18","date_gmt":"2018-03-19T15:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/?p=2387"},"modified":"2018-03-19T13:26:11","modified_gmt":"2018-03-19T16:26:11","slug":"2387-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/2387-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Fala, Z\u00e9!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/bit1.gif\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2388\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2388\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/bit1-300x169.gif\" alt=\"bit1\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/bit1-300x169.gif 300w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/bit1-350x197.gif 350w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/bit1-550x310.gif 550w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/bit1-230x130.gif 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><b>Extra! Extra! Deputado aceita receber os 10% em bitcoin<\/b><\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<h2><b>Frases da semana do meu amigo (marvel) Mosquito<\/b><\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/wak.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2389\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2389\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/wak-300x157.jpg\" alt=\"wak\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/wak-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/wak-768x403.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/wak-350x184.jpg 350w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/wak-550x288.jpg 550w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/wak-230x121.jpg 230w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/wak.jpg 816w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080\">\u201cVou-me embora pra Wakanda. L\u00e1 sou amigo do rei!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201cDaqui a pouco fac\u00e7\u00f5es criminosas v\u00e3o querer verba do fundo partid\u00e1rio\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cO \u00fanico lugar no Hemisf\u00e9rio Sul que tem cerveja, Led Zeppelin e cardo de quiabo \u00e9 o Bar do Magal\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo Brasil, o rabo cansou de balan\u00e7ar o cachorro\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><b>Filme do m\u00eas\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/ani.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2390\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2390\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/ani-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"ani\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/ani.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/9\/2018\/03\/ani-230x129.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4><i>Pol\u00edticos corruptos e onde habitam<\/i><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>S\u00f3 mifu (a s\u00e9rie)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Minha bull terrier (novinha) almo\u00e7a almofadas<\/p>\n<p>Cansei de levar a vida tr\u00eas vezes no cart\u00e3o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Extra! Extra! Deputado aceita receber os 10% em bitcoin Frases da semana do meu amigo (marvel) Mosquito \u201cVou-me embora pra Wakanda. L\u00e1 sou amigo do rei!\u201d \u201cDaqui a pouco fac\u00e7\u00f5es criminosas v\u00e3o querer verba do fundo partid\u00e1rio\u201d \u201cO \u00fanico lugar no Hemisf\u00e9rio Sul que tem cerveja, Led Zeppelin e cardo de quiabo \u00e9 o Bar do Magal\u201d \u201cNo Brasil, o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2387"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2392,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2387\/revisions\/2392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}