{"id":2400,"date":"2018-03-25T18:28:11","date_gmt":"2018-03-25T21:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/?p=2400"},"modified":"2018-03-25T18:31:22","modified_gmt":"2018-03-25T21:31:22","slug":"2400-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/2400-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Fala, Z\u00e9!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Extra! Extra! Sess\u00e3o do STF \u00e9 proibida para menores de 18 anos<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"barroso\"<\/a>
\n#####<\/h2>\n

Frases excepcionais do meu amigo Mosquito (bebe, mas \u00e9 \u00edntegro)<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

\u201cGoverno vai lan\u00e7ar \u00e1lbum de figurinhas com ministros\u201d (quem compra?)<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cT\u00eam humanos que n\u00e3o sabem o que s\u00e3o direitos humanos\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cQuando voc\u00ea achava que nada podia piorar, vem uma quadrilha de padres…\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cInfla\u00e7\u00e3o baixa, pra mim, \u00e9 fake news\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nNovo funk de Jojo Todynho<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

\"jojo\"<\/a>
\n\u201cMe deixa de fora desse seu mau sentimento. Voc\u00ea \u00e9 uma pessoa horr\u00edvel, mistura do mal com atraso e pitadas de psicopatia\u201d
\n<\/strong><\/em><\/h2>\n

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Perguntar n\u00e3o ofende<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/h2>\n

\"tte\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Se Temer for candidato, a base aliada ter\u00e1 de tatuar uma foto dele no bra\u00e7o?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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\nS\u00f3 mifu (a s\u00e9rie)<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n

Pai devia mudar de nome para \u201cauxiliar de servi\u00e7os gerais\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nala, minha bull terrier(zinha), poupou meus discos do Deep Purple (ufa!)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Extra! Extra! Sess\u00e3o do STF \u00e9 proibida para menores de 18 anos ##### Frases excepcionais do meu amigo Mosquito (bebe, mas \u00e9 \u00edntegro) \u201cGoverno vai lan\u00e7ar \u00e1lbum de figurinhas com ministros\u201d (quem compra?) \u201cT\u00eam humanos que n\u00e3o sabem o que s\u00e3o direitos humanos\u201d \u201cQuando voc\u00ea achava que nada podia piorar, vem uma quadrilha de padres…\u201d \u201cInfla\u00e7\u00e3o baixa, pra mim, \u00e9 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2400"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2405,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2400\/revisions\/2405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/blogaodoze\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}