{"id":12808,"date":"2017-05-30T13:18:58","date_gmt":"2017-05-30T16:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/?p=12808"},"modified":"2017-05-30T13:21:21","modified_gmt":"2017-05-30T16:21:21","slug":"pronuncia-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/pronuncia-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Pron\u00fancia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"color: #222222\">Por que ser\u00e1? Nem os deuses sabem. Certas palavras ca\u00edram na boca do povo com a s\u00edlaba t\u00f4nica trocada. O resultado \u00e9 um s\u00f3: a silabada bate pesado nos ouvidos. Quem sente o golpe n\u00e3o deixa por menos. Foge. E nos condena sem compaix\u00e3o. Valha-nos, Deus! Ensina-nos a pron\u00fancia nota mil de voc\u00e1bulos maltratados pela l\u00edngua dos mortais. S\u00e3o sete. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #222222\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><b>Um<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>Subs\u00eddio<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"> joga no time de\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>subsolo, subserviente, subsal\u00e1rio, subsaariano, subsimilar, subs\u00edndico, subsinuoso<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">. Em todas, o\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><b>s\u00a0<\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">que vem depois do\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>sub<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">\u00a0se pronuncia ss. Sem tossir nem mugir.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #222222\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><b>Dois<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>Recorde<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>concorde<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">\u00a0e\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>acorde<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">\u00a0orgulhosamente pertencem \u00e0 equipe das parox\u00edtonas. A s\u00edlaba mandachuva \u00e9\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>cor<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">\u00a0sim, senhor. Dizer &#8220;r\u00e9cord&#8221;? \u00c9 a receita do cruz-credo. X\u00f4!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #222222\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><b>Tr\u00eas<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>Rubrica<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"> e\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>fabrica<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">\u00a0s\u00e3o irm\u00e3zinhas insepar\u00e1veis. A for\u00e7a delas mora na casa do meio \u2014\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>bri<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #222222\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><b>Quatro<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #222222\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\">Nobel, Mabel, papel e cruel se pronunciam do mesmo jeitinho. A s\u00edlaba t\u00f4nica \u00e9 a \u00faltima. Na d\u00favida, pense um pouco. Se Nobel fosse parox\u00edtona, pertenceria \u00e0 gangue de m\u00f3vel e autom\u00f3vel. Teria acento. Como n\u00e3o tem, a conclus\u00e3o \u00e9 uma s\u00f3. O nome do pr\u00eamio mais cobi\u00e7ado do planeta \u00e9 ox\u00edtono e n\u00e3o abre.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #222222\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><b>Cinco<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>Ibero<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"> \u00e9 a forma alatinada de ib\u00e9rico. Uma e outra designam os origin\u00e1rios da Pen\u00ednsula Ib\u00e9rica, que engloba Portugal e Espanha. A s\u00edlaba t\u00f4nica de ambas \u00e9 a mesma \u2014\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>be<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #222222\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><b>Seis<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>Gratuito, fortuito<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"> e <\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>circuito<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"> s\u00e3o como unha e carne. Nas tr\u00eas, o\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>ui<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">\u00a0forma ditongo. N\u00e3o se separa nem com sangue, suor e l\u00e1grimas. Vamos combinar? Se a fortona reca\u00edsse no i, o acent\u00e3o pediria passagem como em cu\u00edca.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #222222\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><b>Sete<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><span style=\"color: #222222\"><i>Lingui\u00e7a, tranquilo, cinquenten\u00e1rio &amp; cia.<\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222\">\u00a0perderam os an\u00e9is, mas mantiveram os dedos. Em bom portugu\u00eas: a reforma ortogr\u00e1fica lhes cassou o trema, mas a pron\u00fancia nem ligou. Sabida, hein? A reforma \u00e9 ortogr\u00e1fica. S\u00f3 atingiu a grafia das palavras.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Por que ser\u00e1? Nem os deuses sabem. Certas palavras ca\u00edram na boca do povo com a s\u00edlaba t\u00f4nica trocada. O resultado \u00e9 um s\u00f3: a silabada bate pesado nos ouvidos. Quem sente o golpe n\u00e3o deixa por menos. Foge. E nos condena sem compaix\u00e3o. Valha-nos, Deus! Ensina-nos a pron\u00fancia nota mil de voc\u00e1bulos maltratados pela l\u00edngua dos mortais. S\u00e3o sete. Um Subs\u00eddio joga no time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[203],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-portugues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12809,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions\/12809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}