{"id":4783,"date":"2010-02-08T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-08T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/quem_sou_eu\/"},"modified":"2010-02-08T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-08T11:00:00","slug":"quem_sou_eu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/quem_sou_eu\/","title":{"rendered":"Quem sou eu?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mensagem<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Nessa altura da vida j\u00e1 n\u00e3o sei mais quem sou&#8230; Vejam s\u00f3 que dilema! Na ficha da loja sou <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">CLIENTE<\/strong>, no restaurante,  <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">FREGU\u00caS<\/strong>, quando alugo uma casa, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">INQUILINO,<\/strong> na  condu\u00e7\u00e3o, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">PASSAGEIRO<\/strong>, nos correios,  <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">REMETENTE<\/strong>, no supermercado, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">CONSUMIDOR<\/strong>.  <\/p>\n<p>Para a Receita Federal, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">CONTRIBUINTE,<\/strong> se vendo algo  importado, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">CONTRABANDISTA<\/strong>. Se revendo algo, sou  <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">MUAMBEIRO,<\/strong> se o carn\u00ea t\u00e1 com o prazo vencido,  <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">INADIMPLENTE<\/strong>, se n\u00e3o pago imposto, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">SONEGADOR<\/strong>.  Para votar, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">ELEITOR,<\/strong> mas em com\u00edcios, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">MASSA<\/strong>,  em viagens, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">TURISTA<\/strong>, na rua caminhando,  <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">PEDESTRE<\/strong>, se sou atropelado, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">ACIDENTADO<\/strong>, no  hospital, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">PACIENTE<\/strong>. Nos jornais, viro <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">V\u00cdTIMA<\/strong>,  se compro um livro, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">LEITOR<\/strong>, se ou\u00e7o r\u00e1dio,<strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">  OUVINTE<\/strong>. Para o Ibope, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">ESPECTADOR<\/strong>, para apresentador  de televis\u00e3o, <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">TELESPECTADOR<\/strong>, no campo de futebol,  <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">TORCEDOR<\/strong>.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p><br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">Se sou rubro-negro,<strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\"> SOFREDOR<\/strong>.  Agora, j\u00e1 virei <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">GALERA<\/strong> (se trabalho na Anatel, sou  <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">COLABORADOR<\/strong>) e, quando morrer&#8230; uns dir\u00e3o&#8230;  <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">FINADO<\/strong>, outros&#8230; <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">DEFUNTO<\/strong>, para outros&#8230;  <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">EXTINTO,<\/strong> para o pov\u00e3o&#8230; <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">PRESUNTO<\/strong>. Em certos  c\u00edrculos espiritualistas serei&#8230; <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">DESENCARNADO<\/strong>, evang\u00e9licos  dir\u00e3o que fui&#8230; <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">ARREBATADO<\/strong>. E o pior de tudo \u00e9 que para todo  governante sou apenas um <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">IMBECIL<\/strong>. E pensar que um dia j\u00e1 fui  mais <strong style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">EU<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>(Colabora\u00e7\u00e3o de Roberto Klotz)<br style=\"font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\"> <\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mensagem Nessa altura da vida j\u00e1 n\u00e3o sei mais quem sou&#8230; Vejam s\u00f3 que dilema! Na ficha da loja sou CLIENTE, no restaurante, FREGU\u00caS, quando alugo uma casa, INQUILINO, na condu\u00e7\u00e3o, PASSAGEIRO, nos correios, REMETENTE, no supermercado, CONSUMIDOR. Para a Receita Federal, CONTRIBUINTE, se vendo algo importado, CONTRABANDISTA. Se revendo algo, sou MUAMBEIRO, se o carn\u00ea t\u00e1 com o prazo vencido, INADIMPLENTE, se n\u00e3o pago [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geral"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/dad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}