{"id":477,"date":"2016-12-23T16:37:19","date_gmt":"2016-12-23T18:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/?p=477"},"modified":"2016-12-23T16:45:05","modified_gmt":"2016-12-23T18:45:05","slug":"como-responder-classica-pergunta-e-as-namoradinhas-segundo-o-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/como-responder-classica-pergunta-e-as-namoradinhas-segundo-o-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"Como responder a cl\u00e1ssica pergunta &#8220;e as namoradinhas?&#8221;, segundo o Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-480\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/22\/2016\/12\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"giphy\" width=\"500\" height=\"249\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ent\u00e3o \u00e9 Natal. E ano-novo tamb\u00e9m (sim, sempre cantei errado). O assunto do momento \u00e9: as chatices da festa em fam\u00edlia. Por que algu\u00e9m\u00a0ainda\u00a0n\u00e3o criou um guia de sobreviv\u00eancia para essa \u00e9poca, nunca saberei.<\/p>\n<p>E n\u00e3o adianta. Mesmo a gente lotando as redes sociais com nossas indiretas e reclama\u00e7\u00f5es, \u00e9 inevit\u00e1vel esbarrar com as tias que insistem em perguntar: &#8216;E as namoradinhas&#8217;?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">J\u00e1 era pra eu t\u00e1 dormindo mas eu t\u00f4 pensando em respostas pra noite de natal pra quando vierem com <\/p>\n<p> E as namoradinhas<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; bedi (@joaobedi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joaobedi\/status\/811774286432124929\">December 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Pois \u00e9. Em um esp\u00edrito de solidariedade, aqui v\u00e3o algumas ideias que est\u00e3o rondando o Twitter de como se livrar desse interrogat\u00f3rio:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;E as namoradinhas?&quot; T\u00e3o com as namoradas delas&#8230;. minha resposta pro natal.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Nathan Coutinho (@CoutinhoNathan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CoutinhoNathan\/status\/808709528262967296\">December 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; e as namoradinhas?<br \/>&#8211; e a desigualdade?<br \/>&#8211; que?<br \/>&#8211; e o combate ao racismo?<br \/>&#8211; filho?<br \/>&#8211; e a luta contra o machismo?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; MARIA O PIETRO T\u00c1 DOIDO!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Pietro S\u00e1vio (@CherPietro) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CherPietro\/status\/811732480290131968\">December 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; E as namoradinhas? <br \/>&#8211; Usam cueca, tia<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Pedro Carter (@Pedro_Greatest) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pedro_Greatest\/status\/811948013874712580\">December 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; E as namoradinhas?<br \/>&#8211; E o seu voto na fam\u00edlia Bolsonaro?<\/p>\n<p>silence<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Laryssa Barbalat (@Barbalonte) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Barbalonte\/status\/807708182843953154\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">Toda festa de fam\u00edlia  tem aquele tio q pergunta:<br \/>&quot;E as namoradinhas como t\u00e3o?&quot;<br \/>A\u00ed ta vontade de responder:<br \/>&quot;Pergunta pra sua filha ue &quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; EJ SILVA (@Euuziin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Euuziin\/status\/807373268114141184\">December 9, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">Tias: &quot;E as namoradinhas?&quot;<br \/>Eu: &quot;E a menopausa?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Robson Dantas (@RobsonDantasHD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RobsonDantasHD\/status\/807312349950525440\">December 9, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">Tia: &quot;E as namoradinhas?&quot;<br \/>Eu: ~ joga uma rabanada na cara da tia ~<br \/>Tia: &quot;Andrea, o Mateus n\u00e3o t\u00e1 normal&#8230;&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/zySBssTeVS\">https:\/\/t.co\/zySBssTeVS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; ThatWeirdMusicGuy (@mateusnavarro) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mateusnavarro\/status\/806958764582694912\">December 8, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; Filho e as namoradinhas?<br \/>&#8211; Est\u00e3o com os namorados hoje tia.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fernando Almeida (@13FeeH13) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/13FeeH13\/status\/812348442878115841\">December 23, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">S\u00f3 esperando algu\u00e9m perguntar:<br \/>-e as namoradinhas?&quot;<br \/>Quero s\u00f3 responder:<br \/>-e o IPTU e o IPVA, j\u00e1 pagou?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Alexandre Semkiv (@alexandresemkiv) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexandresemkiv\/status\/812106438478856195\">December 23, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;E as namoradinhas? &quot;<br \/>Quais, a do seu marido tia?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; P E D R O. (@pedrocstr_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pedrocstr_\/status\/811956331578097664\">December 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;E as namoradinhas?&quot;<br \/>2014: &quot;troquei por comida.&quot;<br \/>2015: &quot;taquei fogo.&quot;<br \/>2016: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/mMlbA2OgGM\">pic.twitter.com\/mMlbA2OgGM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; skalaphob\u00e9tchyko (@the_boshe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/the_boshe\/status\/812043019264425984\">December 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">Estamos aprendendo com a direita justificar QUALQUER coisa com &quot;crise econ\u00f4mica&quot; e &quot;conten\u00e7\u00e3o de gastos&quot;. <\/p>\n<p>E as namoradinhas? Conten\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Augusto Perillo (@augustoperillo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/augustoperillo\/status\/811992520632791040\">December 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">Se seu tio perguntar &quot;e as namoradinhas?&quot; retruque com &quot;escondi melhor que as suas sonega\u00e7\u00f5es no imposto de renda&quot; \u263a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NatalZuero?src=hash\">#NatalZuero<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Paulo Henrique Reis (@darth_paulinho) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/darth_paulinho\/status\/811952917724925952\">December 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; E as namoradinhas?<br \/>&#8211; Nossa tia s\u00f3 conhe\u00e7o coxinha<br \/>&#8211; E a faculdade?<br \/>&#8211; Acabou o FIES, Prouni, cota<br \/>&#8211; J\u00e1 est\u00e1 trabalhando?<br \/>&#8211; TIA O DESEMPREGO<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ana Vilarino (@AnaVilarino1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnaVilarino1\/status\/812318462928453632\">December 23, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"pt\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;e as namoradinhas?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>ai tia vai p merda<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Emerson Lobo (@LoboEmerson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LoboEmerson\/status\/811261591098425346\">December 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ent\u00e3o \u00e9 Natal. E ano-novo tamb\u00e9m (sim, sempre cantei errado). O assunto do momento \u00e9: as chatices da festa em fam\u00edlia. Por que algu\u00e9m\u00a0ainda\u00a0n\u00e3o criou um guia de sobreviv\u00eancia para essa \u00e9poca, nunca saberei. E n\u00e3o adianta. Mesmo a gente lotando as redes sociais com nossas indiretas e reclama\u00e7\u00f5es, \u00e9 inevit\u00e1vel esbarrar com as tias que insistem em perguntar: &#8216;E [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/61"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=477"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":481,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/477\/revisions\/481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/nqv\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}