{"id":1702,"date":"2021-06-09T07:21:21","date_gmt":"2021-06-09T10:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/severino\/?p=1702"},"modified":"2021-06-09T07:21:21","modified_gmt":"2021-06-09T10:21:21","slug":"cpi-em-marte-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/severino\/cpi-em-marte-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CPI em Marte 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

Severino Francisco<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Um colega jornalista de Marte enviou o relato de uma sess\u00e3o na CPI sobre a pandemia naquele planeta t\u00e3o distante. Fala, confrade!<\/p>\n

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Senador Lindolfo Domingues:<\/b> Dign\u00edssimo Chancerlel\u00e9, por qu\u00ea Vossa Excel\u00eancia hostilizou o planeta J\u00fapiter, o \u00fanico que produz insumos necess\u00e1rios \u00e0 fabrica\u00e7\u00e3o das vacinas? Vossa Excel\u00eancia quer que Marte se torne um p\u00e1ria no contexto intergal\u00e1ctico?<\/p>\n

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Chancerlel\u00e9:<\/b> Perfeito, Senador. \u00c9 bom que o nosso planeta se torne um p\u00e1ria intergal\u00e1ctico. Gra\u00e7as a Deus, quer dizer, gra\u00e7as a Trump. S\u00f3 isso poder\u00e1 nos salvar do globalismo, da falta de liberdade e do comunismo.<\/p>\n

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Senador Lindolfo Domingues: <\/b>Mas quem salvar\u00e1 nossas vidas? Quem est\u00e1 enfiando essas ideias asn\u00e1ticas em sua cabe\u00e7a?<\/p>\n

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Chancerlel\u00e9:<\/b> Perfeito Senador. Eu pego umas dicas na internet, com o meu guru, o excelso professor Papalvo.<\/p>\n

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Senador Azul Assis:<\/b> Mas Chancerlel\u00e9, Vossa Senhoria celebrou a invas\u00e3o b\u00e1rbara e antidemocr\u00e1tica ao Capit\u00f3lio de Plut\u00e3o…<\/p>\n

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Chancerlel\u00e9:<\/b> Perfeito, Senador. Na verdade, vejo aquele ato como liberdade de express\u00e3o. Pelo menos foi isso que o meu guru, o insigne professor Papalvo, me passou.<\/p>\n

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Musa da sensatez: <\/b>De um lado, os que defendem a ci\u00eancia, a democracia e a vida; de outro, os que s\u00e3o negacionistas, proclamam a antici\u00eancia, a ditadura e a morte. \u00c9 muita polariza\u00e7\u00e3o pra minha cabe\u00e7a, ficarei em cima do muro.<\/p>\n

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Marechala Cloroquina<\/b>: Vejam a porta do instituto Arnaldo Truz, tem um p\u00eanis infl\u00e1vel no alto dos pr\u00e9dios.<\/p>\n

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Senador Azul Assis:<\/b> A senhora disse t\u00eanis?<\/p>\n

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Marrechala Cloroquina<\/b>: N\u00e3o, senador, eu disse que h\u00e1 a figura de um \u00f3rg\u00e3o genital masculino infl\u00e1vel na Funda\u00e7\u00e3o Arnaldo Truz. N\u00e3o \u00e9 interpreta\u00e7\u00e3o; \u00e9 fato.<\/p>\n

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Senador Lindolfo Domingues: <\/b>Mas aquilo \u00e9 apenas a estiliza\u00e7\u00e3o de uma das torres da Funda\u00e7\u00e3o Arnaldo Truz.<\/p>\n

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Marechala Cloroquina:<\/b> Ah, \u00e9, desculpe, pensei que fosse um falo.<\/p>\n

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Doutora Alana Aruana: <\/b>Defender medicamentos sem comprova\u00e7\u00e3o cient\u00edfica \u00e9 uma discuss\u00e3o esdr\u00faxula.<\/p>\n

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Senador Rolando Capacho:<\/b> A senhora \u00e9 uma arrogante, existem outras opini\u00f5es de cientistas. Ci\u00eancia cada um tem a sua.<\/p>\n

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Doutora Alana Aruana:<\/b> N\u00e3o, Senador, n\u00e3o sou arrogante, estudei, represento todos os cientistas. Ci\u00eancia n\u00e3o \u00e9 uma quest\u00e3o de opini\u00e3o; ci\u00eancia \u00e9 pesquisa, comprova\u00e7\u00e3o experimental e rigor. Marte est\u00e1 na vanguarda da estupidez intergal\u00e1ctica.<\/p>\n

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Senador Azul Assis:<\/b> Isso n\u00e3o \u00e9 uma sess\u00e3o de CPI, isso \u00e9 um hosp\u00edcio. Com quase meio milh\u00e3o de mortos e voc\u00eas acham que enganam a quem?<\/p>\n

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O Grande L\u00edder:<\/b> Vamos celebrar esses n\u00fameros com um grande campeonato de futebol de Marte. Chega de mimimi. Os meus 22 ministros concordam.Vamos celebrar. Os meus 22 ministros concordam.<\/p>\n

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Severino Francisco   Um colega jornalista de Marte enviou o relato de uma sess\u00e3o na CPI sobre a pandemia naquele planeta t\u00e3o distante. Fala, confrade!   Senador Lindolfo Domingues: Dign\u00edssimo Chancerlel\u00e9, por qu\u00ea Vossa Excel\u00eancia hostilizou o planeta J\u00fapiter, o \u00fanico que produz insumos necess\u00e1rios \u00e0 fabrica\u00e7\u00e3o das vacinas? Vossa Excel\u00eancia quer que Marte se torne um p\u00e1ria no contexto […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":73,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cronicas"],"yoast_head":"\nCPI em Marte 2 - Blog do Severino Francisco<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/severino\/cpi-em-marte-2\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"CPI em Marte 2 - Blog do Severino Francisco\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Severino Francisco   Um colega jornalista de Marte enviou o relato de uma sess\u00e3o na CPI sobre a pandemia naquele planeta t\u00e3o distante. 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