{"id":2072,"date":"2022-04-17T09:05:16","date_gmt":"2022-04-17T12:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/severino\/?p=2072"},"modified":"2022-04-17T09:21:32","modified_gmt":"2022-04-17T12:21:32","slug":"malandro-moderno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs2.correiobraziliense.com.br\/severino\/malandro-moderno\/","title":{"rendered":"Malandro moderno"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Severino Francisco<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ante a nova onda de esc\u00e2ndalos de corrup\u00e7\u00e3o, resolvi fazer uma entrevista medi\u00fanica exclusiva com Bezerra da Silva. Do outro lado da vida, ele comenta fatos e personagens do pa\u00eds. Escancara, arrepia, Bezerra!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Bezerra, como \u00e9 o malandro moderno?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Malandro moderno, colarinho branco, s\u00f3 usa bons ternos, n\u00e3o liga pro azar. D\u00f3lar na Su\u00ed\u00e7a, mans\u00e3o na beira-mar, seu nome \u00e9 corrup\u00e7\u00e3o, pra qu\u00ea trabalhar? Roubou o dinheiro do povo e vive na tranq\u00fcilidade sua sorte \u00e9 que voc\u00ea vive no pa\u00eds da impunidade.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>E, por falar em malandro, como \u00e9 essa onda de pastores, que cobram propina com barra de ouro em nome de Jesus?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Cuidado com ele, de terno e gravata bancando o decente. \u00c9 o diabo vivo em figura de gente. \u00c9 o pastor trambiqueiro enganando inocentes. Ele tamb\u00e9m n\u00e3o explica o porqu\u00ea da mudan\u00e7a da \u00e1gua pro vinho fala o nome de Deus pra roubar os irm\u00e3ozinhos. N\u00e3o \u00e9 f\u00e9 que ele tem, \u00e9 simplesmente a febre do ouro. Levou at\u00e9 Jesus Cristo pra cruz, tremendo canalha, meu irm\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Que recado voc\u00ea daria aos que fazem culto das armas?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Voc\u00ea com a arma na m\u00e3o \u00e9 um bicho feroz, sem ela, anda rebolando e at\u00e9 muda de voz.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>A culpa n\u00e3o \u00e9 do povo tamb\u00e9m?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>A terra \u00e9 boa mas o povo continua escravizado, os direitos s\u00e3o os mesmos desde os s\u00e9culos passados. E se entrar no supermercado voc\u00ea \u00e9 roubado! E se andar despreocupado voc\u00ea \u00e9 roubado! E se pegar o bonde errado voc\u00ea \u00e9 roubado! E tamb\u00e9m se votar pra deputado voc\u00ea \u00e9 roubado! Tem sempre 171 armando fria, tem ladr\u00e3o l\u00e1 no Congresso na quitanda e na padaria.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Como a gente faz para desratizar o Brasil?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Se voc\u00eas est\u00e3o a fim de prender o ladr\u00e3o podem voltar pelo mesmo caminho: o ladr\u00e3o est\u00e1 escondido l\u00e1 embaixo atr\u00e1s da gravata e do colarinho. Se h\u00e1 um assalto a banco como n\u00e3o podem prender o poderoso chef\u00e3o, a\u00ed os jornais v\u00eam logo dizendo que aqui no morro s\u00f3 mora ladr\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Mas seria um exagero dizer que o morro \u00e9 um lugar apenas de santos\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n<p>No morro ningu\u00e9m tem mans\u00e3o nem casa de campo pra veranear nem iate pra passeios mar\u00edtimos. E nem avi\u00e3o particular somos v\u00edtimas de uma sociedade famigerada e cheia de mal\u00edcia. No morro ningu\u00e9m tem milh\u00f5es de d\u00f3lares depositados nos bancos da Su\u00ed\u00e7a.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Ser\u00e1 que a situa\u00e7\u00e3o melhorou com a reforma da Previd\u00eancia Social?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Vejo que essa previd\u00eancia n\u00e3o tem compet\u00eancia pra ser social, o trabalhador adoece e morre na fila do hospital enquanto uma p\u00e1 de aspone que dorme e come mamando na teta e os pc\u2019s na mamata sempre fazendo mutreta roubando dinheiro do povo e mandando pra Su\u00ed\u00e7a na maior careta. Trabalhando eu j\u00e1 passo fome, quem dir\u00e1 quando me aposentar. Olha a\u00ed mas do jeito que as coisas est\u00e3o indo j\u00e1 passou da hora do bicho pegar.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Voc\u00ea acredita que as reformas dos pol\u00edticos poder\u00e3o retirar o Brasil dessa baderna?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Para os pol\u00edticos tirarem meu pa\u00eds dessa baderna, s\u00f3 quando o morcego doar sangue e o Saci cruzar as pernas.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Que recado voc\u00ea mandaria aos canalhocratas de plant\u00e3o?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Canalha, tu \u00e9 um tremendo canalha. Comprou carr\u00e3o, fazenda e mans\u00e3o e o povo na mis\u00e9ria comendo migalha. Veja bem, seu canalha\u2026 A maioria penando e voc\u00ea na bandalha. Est\u00e1 livre a poder de propina, por\u00e9m a justi\u00e7a divina n\u00e3o falha, veja bem, seu canalha. Viver de moleza \u00e9 muito bom, quero ver voc\u00ea encarar uma batalha, vai trabalhar, canalha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Severino Francisco &nbsp; Ante a nova onda de esc\u00e2ndalos de corrup\u00e7\u00e3o, resolvi fazer uma entrevista medi\u00fanica exclusiva com Bezerra da Silva. Do outro lado da vida, ele comenta fatos e personagens do pa\u00eds. Escancara, arrepia, Bezerra! &nbsp; Bezerra, como \u00e9 o malandro moderno? Malandro moderno, colarinho branco, s\u00f3 usa bons ternos, n\u00e3o liga pro azar. 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