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Parlamentar 1<\/b>: Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 uma besta quadrada!<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2<\/b>: Besta quadrada \u00e9 Vossa Excel\u00eancia. Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 um quadr\u00fapede de 28 patas.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1<\/b>: Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 um biltre, um papalvo, um pulha, um canalha, um calhorda.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2: <\/b>E Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 um cr\u00e1pula, um pasc\u00e1cio, um patife, um sacripanta, um sacatrapa.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1<\/b>: Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 um Pitecantropus erectus<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2<\/b>: Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 um Australophitecus<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1<\/b>: Vossa Excel\u00eancia tem contas fantasmas em Cayman.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2<\/b>: Vossa Excel\u00eancia tem funcion\u00e1rios fantasmas em seu gabinete.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1:<\/b> Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 comprado.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2:<\/b> Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 vendido.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1:<\/b> Vossa Excel\u00eancia vende propina em troca de votos.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2:<\/b> Vossa Excel\u00eancia compra emendas para cons\u00f3rcios fraudulentos.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1:<\/b> Vossa Excel\u00eancia tem contas na Su\u00ed\u00e7a, d\u00f3lar na cueca e uma frota de carr\u00f5es importados, com cascata artificial e filhote de jacar\u00e9, incompat\u00edvel com o sal\u00e1rio de Vossa Excel\u00eancia.<\/p>\n

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Parlamentar 2:<\/b> At\u00e9 as prostitutas de luxo que saem com Vossa Excel\u00eancia s\u00e3o pagas pelas empresas que financiaram a sua campanha.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1:<\/b> Quando passo perto de Vossa Excel\u00eancia, eu boto a m\u00e3o na carteira.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2: <\/b>E quando passo perto de Vossa Excel\u00eancia, seguro firme o cart\u00e3o de cr\u00e9dito.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1:<\/b> Vossa Excel\u00eancia me respeite. Eu sou um homem probo. Todas as minhas propinas est\u00e3o declaradas no Imposto de Renda.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2:<\/b> Me respeite, Vossa Excel\u00eancia, sou um homem \u00ednclito. Todo o dinheiro que roubei pelo Caixa 1 foi lavado em para\u00edsos fiscais e ficou mais limpo do que roupa lavada com Omo.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1:<\/b> Vossa Excel\u00eancia deveria estar trancafiado no pres\u00eddio de seguran\u00e7a m\u00e1xima de Bangu 1.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2: <\/b>Vossa Excel\u00eancia deveria estar preso na Papuda, com o p\u00e9 amarrado em uma mesa, bebendo \u00e1gua em cuia de queijo Itamb\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1:<\/b> A consci\u00eancia de Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 o Minist\u00e9rio P\u00fablico.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2:<\/b> E a de Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 a Pol\u00edcia Federal.<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 1:<\/b> Vossa Excel\u00eancia \u00e9 #%$#&#%!!!<\/p>\n

Parlamentar 2:<\/b> #%$#&#% \u00e9 a m\u00e3e de Vossa Excel\u00eancia!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Parlamentar 2: Besta quadrada \u00e9 Vossa Excel\u00eancia. 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